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A young bride was weeping on the phone to her mother. " I can't stand my husband any more. He's got such a nasty disposition. He's made me so nervous , I'm losing my weight."
"Then why don't you leave him?" asked her mother.
" I'm going to" said the bride." I'm just waiting until he gets me down to 129 pounds!!"
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Mr. Peter to doctor : " Doc , I'm heading up to rattlesnake country and i figure I better get a bit of advice on what to do incase i get bitten by a rattlesnake."...
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No amount of coaxing would persuade a 16 month old boy to take his medicine in any shape or form. His mother gave up and left the room in utter disgust. When she came back, she starred in amazement for there stood her son gleefully opening his mouth for it. Her husband had solved the problem by mixing the medicine with orange juice , putting it into a water pistol and shooting it into his mouth !!...
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"The patient was worried. "Are you sure it's pneumonia, doctor?" he
asked, "I've heard of cases where a doctor treated a patient for
pneumonia, and he ended up dying for something else." ...
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A doctor told an insomnia sufferer, "Take one of these pills. You'll not only sleep tonight but you'll take a trip. You'll wake up in Paris."...
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A young lady went to a doctor to find a remedy to her nervous condition. She listened attentively as the doctor explained. "Madam," he said, "you require frequent baths, plenty of fresh air; also you should dress in warm clothes."...
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A man was very worried that his wife was lately not quite the same as she used to be. So, he takes her to the doctor who runs a battery of tests on her and then calls the man into his office. ...
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An old man takes his wife to the doctor for a checkup....
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5. You never have to watch reruns on television....
Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...
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