Submitted By: Jeffil | Current Rating: 5 
What will you call someone who has 5 brothers and 5 sisters ???...
Submitted By: Sheela | Current Rating: 7 
Medical student was asked......
Submitted By: arati dave | Current Rating: 1 
A student was describing a swelling on the tongue. Being a Bengali he was pronouncing tongue as Taang, which in Hindi, an Indian Language, means leg. So the Prof said to him-- hey, what do you mean tongue or Taang.... there's so much diffference between the two, one is so near heaven and the other so far from it!!!...
Submitted By: arati Dave | Current Rating: 1
A man was standing outside a lady doctor s clinic and ogling at her from 4 to 6pm. a policeman caught him and asked him the reason,he replied "she herself has written, patients to be seen from 4 to 6pm" ...
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.8 
A neurologist diagnosed a patient with carpal tunnel syndrome. The same patient
also had a back problem and went to see an orthopedic surgeorn. The orthopedician
was full of ego and told the patient he did not have carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
A young doctor was to take up his new position in a small community hospital in a town....
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
A salesman who had been ill for two weeks, wrote these words across his monthly sales report:
" A serious attack of laryngitis has taken the wind out of my sales."...
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Maybe science has advanced too far in electronics , but wait until you hear this story !
It was an office party in a completely automated office . The computer got drunk and tried to undo the ribbon on the electronic typewriter....
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Husband to wife , " doctor gave me some pills yesterday to improve my memory."
" So ? " exclaimed the wife .
" So I forgot to take them ." replied the husband.
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Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.8 
Mrs.Smith to the doctor: " You told me not to worry about my son wetting his bed at night and it's perfectly normal.
Well i don't think so and neither does his wife"....
Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears
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