A doctor who operated on a patient who had an accident meets the patient after he regains consciousness.
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Which would you like to hear first? Good news or bad?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.