A genie, whose aunt was treated in a small nursing home, was greatly pleased by the way the nursing assistant, the floor nurse and the charge nurse had taken care of her aunt. So she appeared one day in the lunch room where the three were having lunch and asked them to make a wish each.
Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse was next. "I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she was gone too.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the genie.
The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."