Baby Quotes and Sayings

A new chapter begins!

Babies are amazing. They begin each day all warm and sleepy and smelling of promise.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.”

Chandler: Handle's my middle name. Well, actually, it's the middle part of my first name.

Lister: "To the lease holder of Kryten 2X4B 523P." That's your full name?
Kryten: Yes, but personally I don't much like the 2X4B. I think it's a jerky middle name. Still, it could be worse. I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B. Poor sucker! The Last Day

James Bond: The name's Bond, James Bond.

Navin: Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.

Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Tammy: I'm Tammy, my baptized name is Tambry, it means immortal. My full name is Tambry Tyree only folks call me Tammy and...
Pete Brent: I'm Peter Brent.
Tammy: Better not talk too much, Mr. Brent.

Forrest: Check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?
Riley: She's Buffy.
Forrest: Buffy. I like that. The girl's so hot, she's buffy.
Riley: That's her name, Forrest.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Stella: So, you got a name?
Tiger: Yes. It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
Stella: Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger?

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Juliet:"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."