Baby Quotes and Sayings

Babies are amazing. They begin each day all warm and sleepy and smelling of promise.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.”

Chandler: Handle's my middle name. Well, actually, it's the middle part of my first name.

Lister: "To the lease holder of Kryten 2X4B 523P." That's your full name?
Kryten: Yes, but personally I don't much like the 2X4B. I think it's a jerky middle name. Still, it could be worse. I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B. Poor sucker! The Last Day

James Bond: The name's Bond, James Bond.

Navin: Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.

Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Tammy: I'm Tammy, my baptized name is Tambry, it means immortal. My full name is Tambry Tyree only folks call me Tammy and...
Pete Brent: I'm Peter Brent.
Tammy: Better not talk too much, Mr. Brent.

Forrest: Check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?
Riley: She's Buffy.
Forrest: Buffy. I like that. The girl's so hot, she's buffy.
Riley: That's her name, Forrest.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Stella: So, you got a name?
Tiger: Yes. It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
Stella: Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger?

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Juliet:"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

This universe is a trinity and this is made of name, form, and action. The source of all names is the word, for it is by the word that all names are spoken. The word is behind all names, even as the Eternal is behind the word.