Latest Leave application

Dear Sir,

I am suffering from Coronavirus. Please grant me 20 days paid leave. Otherwise I will come to office.😂😂😂 "

And the answer from HR...

Ok agreed, your salary will be credited in Yes Bank , please note the same..😂😂😂

Dear Employee with Coronavirus,

We have hereby made a decision to relieve you of your duties effective immediately. If you survive, please reapply for an open job position at our company and we will reassess your candidature for the job position.

Love you and take care - HR ........

In continuation to the above, a perfect reply from HR

Dear Sick Employee,

After knowing that you are infected, we have asked all employees to work from home. In that case, you can come to office & start working.

No leaves!........

- From HR Dept.

On a lighter note

Coronavirus affects my wife

Coronavirus is the best thing that could happen to me:..

• My wife does not want to travel
• She doesn't want to buy anything because everything comes from China.
• She Does not go to the Mall (or any event) for fear of being infected.
• She Spend all day and night with her mouth covered

Strange Facts about Coronavirus

_*An American movie that was released in 2011 dictates of a Corona-like virus that starts from China to spread over the rest of the world !!!*_

_*The strangest thing is that at the end of the movie, it turns out that the cause of the infection is the Bat, which is the same reason that the disease is currently spreading !!!*_

The movie name is *"Contagion" which is available on Youtube and Netflix.*_

"It's been almost a week I and wife are working from home due to coronavirus situation. I think we will kill each other before the virus does!"

"Love knows no borders, neither do people with coronavirus,"