Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 2 
An inmate escaped from the lunatic hospital. As he was sex-starved, he raped the first woman he saw on the roads. ...
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Mr. Bates was introducing his family members to his Psychiatrist friend.
Bates: Please meet my wife Mrs. Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and then my son Master Bates.
Psychiatrist: Does he? Send him to my clinic. I will make him alright....
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"I'm treating a patient with a split personality," boasted a Psychiatrist "and Medicare pays for both of them!" ...
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An ardent fan of the actress Marilyn Monroe visited a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I'm worried. I have the entire ceiling and all the walls of my bedroom covered with marilyn Monroe calendars."...
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A woman was in her psychiatrist's office, terribly upset after a bad dream....
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"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help
me!...
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The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him....
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Patient: I have a problem doctor.I feel depressed and worthless....
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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."
The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret." ...
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
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