Submitted By: Abu | Current Rating: 1 
Prof(To anatomy student): Hey jack , can u tell me how would you test for 9th& 1oth cranial nerve?...
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A woman once went to her family physician with her crying baby. He determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it....
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A nurse at the beginning of her shift examines an elderly and slightly deaf lady....
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Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The first boy leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?"...
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A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted.
"You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww....) saving grace is that the farts don't (sssssphphrrrrrroophphphphphph....) smell." ...
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I would like to have a second opinion
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too....
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My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice. He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it. Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil. The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
"Put two drops in R ear every four hours." ...
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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
...
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A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too....
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.4 
A young man approached his family physician and said, "Doc,
I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of
these days."
"My good man," replied the doctor, "I removed them six years
ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of
tonsils?"
"No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man
having two wives, haven't you?"
...
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