Submitted By: Dr. Shroff | Current Rating: 3.6 
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up....
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Patient : "Would I be able to read after this LASIK-LASER Surgery ?"
Doctor : "Yes why not" Patient : "Thank god !! There s no life for an illiterate person"...
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A worried patient tells an ophthalmologist (eye doctor):
...
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A drunk staggered into a hospital's ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses....
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:
"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'
If his eyes don't flutter, say... 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'
If his eyes still don't flutter, you add... 'Each...
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