Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 5 
A villager from Bengal met the then Chief Minister P.C.Sen and requested him
to touch his enlarged hydroceles....
Submitted By: Eknaath Nagarkar | Current Rating: 1 
Patient entering the Operation Theatre:...
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"Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?" the
hospital administrator asked the patient. ...
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A prisoner who is desperate to get out of jail has been teaming with his doctor and has been in & out of the hospital on some pretext of illness. He is now in one of such visits and very desperate to get out of jail permanently, tells the doctor, "Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!"...
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What differences will you get when a car is being repaired by a mechanic and laparoscopy surgeon??...
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A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library......
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Oops!...
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An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening. The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had progressed so far that doctors recently had taken a single liver and cut it into six pieces then transplanted it into six separate men in need of a healthy liver. This had resulted in six new workers in the job market. At this, the Japanese guy said that in his country doctors had cut a lung into twelve pieces, transplanted these into twelve people in need of healthy lungs, thereby putting twelve new people in the job market. Not to be outdone, the American said, "That's nothing. In the U. S., we took one asshole, made it President, and now there are 10 million people in the market for a job!" .
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