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A man who had severe constipation went to his doctor to find a cure. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night....
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A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says,...
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A man and his wife goes to the Doctors office, the man who has a hearing
problem is there for a physical, the doctor tells the man he will need a
urine and stool sample....
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A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor....
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A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation....
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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately no cases have been reported thus far....
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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
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Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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