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One problem leads to another

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A man who had severe constipation went to his doctor to find a cure. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night....

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The sick man who has got HAGS

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A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says,...

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Doctor's Visit

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A man and his wife goes to the Doctors office, the man who has a hearing problem is there for a physical, the doctor tells the man he will need a urine and stool sample....

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A way to ease out..

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A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor....

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Most terrible constipation

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A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation....

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New Disease Discovered

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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately no cases have been reported thus far....

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Gratitude

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Patient : You are great, doctor, you gave me a rebirth ! How can i pay my gratitude to you? ...

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Preventive medicine belief

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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. ...

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The results of the X-ray

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Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show? ...

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A doctor is complaining to a mechanic

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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month." ...

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Laughter Quotations

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

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Miscellaneous quotes

'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Medical Humor

Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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