Submitted By: Emma Mayson | Current Rating: 3.2 
Why are orthopaedic surgeons such great lovers? Because when they say something will take half an hour it normally takes three!!!!!...
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 2.5 
An old lady fell down the stairs and broke her leg. The doctor put it in a cast and warned her not to walk up and down the stairs. The leg was slow in meding. Finally, after six months, the doctor announced it was all right to remove the cast....
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 2.1 
A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By
the time he got home Saturday, the leg was very swollen and
he was having difficulty walking, so he called his physician
at his home. The doctor told him to soak it in hot water.
He tried soaking it in hot water but the leg became more
swollen and painful. His maid saw him limping and said, "I
don't know, I'm only a maid, but I always thought it was
better to use cold water, not hot, for swelling."
He tried switching to cold water and the swelling rapidly
subsided. On Sunday afternoon he called his Dr. again to
complain. "Say, what kind of a doctor are you anyway? You
told me to soak my leg in hot water and it got worse. My maid
told me to use cold water and it got better."
"Really?" answered the doctor, "I don't understand it. My
maid said to use hot water." ...
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.1 
A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
"It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)
"And when I press here" (pressing the other side)
"And here" (his leg)
"And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)
So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!"...
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