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Last Updated on Oct 06, 2003
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Three old men are at the doctor's office to take a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old guy, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second old man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third one, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third old man.

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"That was easy Doc, "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

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