'Oh my Buddha'!

A senior Budhist Nun went to meet with the Doctor for a burning sensation when passing urine urinating. She was suffering from frequency with associated urgency and was only passing frequent small amounts of urine. She had much discomfort and pressure in the lower abdomen with a low grade fever. The Doctor suspected she may have a urinary tract infection and cystitis and Urine analysis confirmed what he thought.

The Doctor gave the Nun a citrate solution, Antibiotic and an antispsmodic for 7 days and said to follow up with a re-check of Urine analysis after the course of antibiotics.

On the appointment day the Nun had an emergency meeting and since the Nun had to attend the meeting, she asked a student in Temple to take her Urine sample for analysis to the Hospital.

While the student was carrying the urine she droped it by accident. The student did not dare to tell the senior Nun the truth.

She cried and went home asking her sister for urine sample and submitted it to the hospital.

After the Nun finished her meeting she went straight to the hospital and met with the Doctor. She was shocked When she learned that the urine analysis was positive for pregnancy.

She confessed loudly to the doctor - Oh my Buddha ! How did your candle make me pregnant?