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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!


SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!


YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth


EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes


MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!


BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!