Jokes - Miscellaneous

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Doctor Doctor Jokes

Submitted By: Rdomanski | Current Rating: 1.1
Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory! ---When did you lose it? When did I lose What? Doctor,doctor, what did the x-ray of my head show? ---nothing Doctor, Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound! ---Try answering the phone Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks that I am a liar! ---I just cannot believe that. Doctor, doctor, Ithink that I need glasses! ---I think so too - this is a candy store. Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg in four places! ---Well, don't go back to any of them. Doctor, Doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye! --Try taking the straw out first Doctor, doctor, I have this feeling that I'm invisible! ---Did I hear a voice?...

will u love me

Submitted By: abhi | Current Rating: 1
girl : "will you love me till after marriage???" Boy : "why not !!!! but will your husband allow me????"...

"Engagement"

Submitted By: abhi | Current Rating: 6.9
rahul : "i've been engaged" vikrant : "Tell something about your wife" rahul : "her nature is good, she is quite pretty, she is fond of monkey. watch her snap with a monkey in a zoo" vikrant (after watching the snap) : "Okay, snap is good, but tell me which one is monkey among both of them"...

Twins

Submitted By: Aditi Goel | Current Rating: 1
Once a famous cardiologist n a gyanaecologist got married. After a year they got "twins" born to them. Guess what they named them??????? """ ANGINA"" AND ""VAGINA""...

General

Submitted By: Eknaath Nagarkar | Current Rating: 5
The doctor on his morning round was a tired man with a hang-over. Upon finding patient on bed # 7 dead, he took out a note-pad from his huge coat pocket and wrote down instructions for the boys to carry the body to the mortuary. The time was 8 AM. However while writing down instructions for the boys to carry the body to the mortuary he wrote 'Patient on bed # 8 died at 7 AM. The boys arrived at bed No. 8, removed the patient ruthlessly and threw the 'body' on the stretcher when the patient started protesting, "Hey. It's not me!!" "Shut up man" said the guys." You seem to think you know better than the doctor himself!!"...

Nirodh (Name of Condom from India)

Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 3.7
There was this man from Cape Horn,...

flatus

Submitted By: jimil francis | Current Rating: 1
LADY: Doc, i have severe flatus. Luckily they dont stink. DOC: Take these tabs and come to me after a week. Ater a week, LADY: Doc!!now they are stinking like hell, DOC: Yeah i have corrected your sinus problem now let me see what can be done about your flatus....

CHIEF

Submitted By: youman | Current Rating: 1
A Red Indian Chief and his Son. Dad, How do we get our name? It's very simple replies the Chief. Your oldest brother was born by the river, so we called him Running Brook, your other Brother was born in the early morning, so we called him Rising Sun...so why do you ask "BROKEN RUBBER"....