Jokes - Miscellaneous

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Headlines In Some Newspaper And Medical Journals

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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms...

Actual Quotes from Medical Records

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The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians... ...

Getting Older

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Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. ...

FEMALE QUICKIES

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? ...

Early Sign

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One day after an long bed side clinics one girl student fainted....

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Mr. Smith died of cardiac infarction while he was in the hospital. The doctor told Mrs. Smith, " I am sorry to tell you that your husband died of massive cardiac infarct."....

Living Longer

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Playboy Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? ...

Doctor's Definition

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General Practitioners know nothing and do little....

The Human model

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An irritated doctor on receiving an exorbitant bill from his car garage mechanic had the following conversation with his car mechanic, ...